Imagine your 50th or 60th birthday morning. You already have enough aches and pains that you probably do not feel like celebrating. You turn on the coffee maker and head out to get the newspaper off the driveway. As soon as you open the front door you get the sense something is up but its early and you do not quite have your multiples together yet. As soon as your left foot steps off the proch it hits you, A sea of pink. Someone has placed 50 pink flamingos accross your front lawn. A neighbor honks as they drive by and you smile numbly and thats when you see the sign, “You’ve Been Flocked “ and now the whole world knows it.
